😂Funny Wifi Names That Americans Love (Best & Clever Included)
Best Funny and Cool Wi-Fi Router Names: The Lord had created this world with all the species living in harmony with the four basic needs, viz.,Air, Food, Water & Shelter.
Can I beg to differ here?
Do you agree when I say, WiFi Name is a new necessity?
Do you really find a person these days going without the internet? It’s really scarce, really really scarce.
With the evolution of mankind and the accompanying evolution of technology came WIFI and its multitudinous use.
Who wants wires when wireless is in trend? Why should you settle for a boring Router name?
Let the hunt begin!
Table Of Contents
- 1 Funny Wifi Names Used by Americans
- 2 Hilarious Wifi Network Names For Your Router
- 3 Cool Wi-fi Network Names for the Geeks
- 4 Harry Potter SSID Names From Hogwarts
Funny Wifi Names Used by Americans
1. Pen is Mightier than the sword, Penis mightier than the sword? I don’t know!
2. The underlying principle is, PAY AND USE!
3. A Grammar Nazi’s LAN
4. Once upon a time, 1a, 1b, 1c… A long long story
5. Clash of Clans attack!
6. A really hot chick!
7. The Great Hall Wifi! and the password? SnapeIsHarry’sFather
8. Wi separated from Fi by four long words
9. Errr.. A whale’s what?!?
10. Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi!
11. Girls gone ‘wireless’ is euphemistic for ‘strapless’ *wink*
12. When Mom always connects to the wrong router!
13. I didn’t… No, I didn’t!
14. I watch you Pee and having x
15. Pfft… Jeez
16. Choose a network..
17. When your p**p is beyond your imagination, it’s superpoopooo
18. When your friends take your generosity as granted
19. The pinky double promised LAN
20. Will you please?
20. I bet you would establish a connection!
21. I said, just don’t!
22. Congratulations! World Domination!
23. This is MY LAN, gotcha?
24. Not a G-spot?
Hilarious Wifi Network Names For Your Router
All it takes is your sense of humor, your creative thinking to find the best router name. I am here just to suggest. I am a nice person and you seem like a nice person. I shall suggest you every possible way about finding a router name that’s copyrighted yours. This video not only lets you read but laugh the fun!
|WiFi Names||#if you know what I mean|
|Protected Cex||A Pun without a harm. No allegations against you even, it's protected, man!|
|Unprotected Cex||Now this is the major cause of the multiplying population! You dirty mind! I meant, the multiplying population of free wifi users.|
|To Conquer my Wi-Fi, first Disarm my Password||Why did Adolf Hitler not say this?|
|It hurts when IP||Yes! It hurts when someone steals the rights of your IP. Did you take it the other way round?|
|Password is Password||Of course! your Password got a class, is not it?|
|Sea, Do not still my WiFe!||Now 'she' too won't bother to 'still' your so-called 'WiFe'|
|(.)(.) Free Bobbies at $$$||This is how other websites do. Declare free with a premium plan. huh!|
|Where are you hiding?||Search for him, he is trying to access your network!|
|Oh, bro! GetOffMyLawn||He is standing right there, getting a better network of your free LAN, you duffer!|
|ApesEvolvedFromU||That can be comprehended as 'The Origin of Species-Reverse'|
|Jio Beta Jio||After Reliance Jio 4G services, What else can you say?|
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Clever Names For Router To Spice It Up A Bit
|I Love Bananas,Without Bone||A LANnister Always Surfs The Net (GOT fans)|
|LANdo Calrissian||Ugly Sweater Wireless Hater|
|Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN||Juan by Juan|
|I am touching your Daughter||Haters gonna Wait|
|Don't touch my Daughter!||Beggars gonna beg|
|TooManyDicks||Hot Wi-fi on a hot Day|
|OnTheDanceFloor||Cheap Thrills to Steal|
|BecauseIGotHigh,So NoWify||Virus Infected Router|
|My Ass Is On Fire||Hell Ya! My WiFe!|
|You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly||Bang Bang!|
|I’m too sexy||Open Wireless Fly Network Unavailable|
|I am the Internet, AMA||Wi-Fi is in the air|
|I think, therefore I am!||WI-FIght the inevitable?|
|I’m cheating on my WiFe||#Free Tickets to Honeymoon|
|Click Here for Viruses||Fly High For Wyfy|
|Occam’s Router||Free Porn Castle|
|I fathered your child||R.I.P your Wi-Fi|
|I Pronounce you Man and Wi-Fi||Poor Chap! Get out ya!|
|Error: Please Contact Your ISP||Jesus! Punish this GUY!|
|CIA Secret Station #243||Access Denied!|
|I’m Under Your Bed||WTF! Welcome The Fraud|
|LAN this MAN!||Netflix Streaming!|
|STFU!||Your Session has Expired|
Wifi Puns For Your Router
Puns are undoubtedly the ones that are brain teasers for beginners. If you crack this, you crack the real fun. Hog on the list!
|I will tier you into pieces!||Fork you!|
|WhaleyouMaryMe?||I got an iFun7|
|It’s ill-Eagle||Punography is Lee-eagle|
|Sleep Tightrogen||Durex is for cex|
|Sorry! I Ovary-Acted -_-||Lettuce say Wifi!|
|Butter Back Off||I donut understand you|
|How have you Bean?||Shakespeare is in Stillspeare|
|I know that’s Cheesy||But I feel GRATE|
|Irrelephant Use of Wi-Fi||wanna have some Lemon-aid?|
|Need An Ark? I Noah Guy!||Vegetarian-A big Missed-steak|
Cool Wi-fi Network Names for the Geeks
With “ever”, I mean to say, these SSID names are some of the cleverly twisted names ever. Once you read through the list, you will realize some names are so bonded together that you would be pitiful to separate them. Put those groups altogether for the number of routers you have or make your friends who live nearby to carry the legacy of forming a complete sentence by using the names on the list. You literally would LMAO,ROFL, LOL & HAHA at the same time.
|Duracell Bunny Arrested||Charged With Battery|
|You Lost Your Connection||You Lost My Trust Too|
|Shut your Fucking Dog Up||Touch-Me-Not|
|The Night I lost CTRL||NoFreeInternetHereKeepLooking|
|My Neighbors Suck||This is My Number 0987654321|
|Once See Back||who's it?|
|Go Collect some Pokemon||in my backyard first|
|Need Wy-Fy?||Go Pokemon GO!|
|Bear Grylls Climbed Mount Everest||To collect a Pokemon|
|Pick-a-Pick-a!||Tell her I love her|
|Pick-a-Pick-a!||Free for 1 day|
|I Love you my WiFe||Wireless GangBang|
|ShutTheFuckUp||Do not Disturb|
|Two Girls One Router||VIP Suite|
|Wi-fi is Hifi||You have been blocked|
|You cannot reply to this conversation||Loading…|
|Fast & Furious Movies||WeCanHearYouHavingSex!|
|Wanna have shakes?||Wanna have shakes?|
|Prohibited Area||Connect and Die|
|Virus Detected!||Bondage Club|
|Use at your own risk||Let them use it|
|Crack my SSID password dude!||Very Bad! You Stiller!|
|Pick up your dog shit||You are my crush|
|Covet not thy neighbor’s LAN||Sweet Adeline|
|Nitrogen @ Night||Daytrogen @ Day|
|Yell “Doggy” to know password||Justin Bieber trivia questions|
|Insert 2 fingers||Don’t Snoop!|
Epic Wireless Network Names Of The Millennium
Which names can be categorized as ‘Epic’? I fought my mind and thought how can I be clever enough to trick the trespassers. We have four routers in our house and I have now so named the routers that it is fun to watch people walk down the street and scratching their head to comprehend the names they find on their phones! Then the fun begins!
|Men At Work: Heavy Erection Ahead!||Cum in!|
|You Pay Now||Bring Beer and Women to 501|
|How I met your mother?||No Free WiFi Here|
|Threesome is Awesome||Buy me a Pizza!|
|Call me @ 9||All YourBandwidthBelongsToUS|
|No Wires, Still alive and working-Sincerely, WirelessFi||Hack me, chop me!|
|404! Network error||Bluetooth Names Restricted|
|Hi! I’m Chandler Bing!||I’m no Janice -_-|
|Ye old Internet||Hogsmeade|
|Nacho Wai-Fai||use me, reuse me|
|Log in here!||Backstreet LAN Boys|
|find nearest Wi-Fi stores||iPhone, uTube|
|I got an ass so big like the sun||Ermahgerd Wi-Fi|
|An Eye for an I||Click Here For Internet|
Nerdy Wireless Network Names For Dealing With Nerds
|Go Home Tourists||BuyAnotherCupYouCheapSkate|
|Only For Zombies||Does God Know u steal the internet?|
|i em fuckin ya Mum||fuck off and die|
|Philandering ya Girl||Kiss your Ass|
|John Wilkes Bluetooth||I have a Weird WiFe Name Bro|
|Ouch…sat on my nutz||Pole Searching For a Hole|
|To Create a Soul||You’re AllNoobs|
|YerBabyIsReallyUgly||Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi|
|InternetCosts$||Quit Using My Wi-Fi|
|The Whore House is busy tonight||“big jock knew” is a cunt|
|Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?||Troy and Abed in the Modem|
Harry Potter SSID Names From Hogwarts
|Alohomora Crack the Password||Auguamenti Attack!|
|Hogwarts School of Free Wi-Fi||Expelliarmus Your Internet|
|Let The Wand Choose It's Wizard||Wizard Always|
|Gryffindor Go Find Her||Hogwarts Express|
|I am a freak Wizard Kid||Unveil my Key|
|WiFidelity and Its Chamber of Secrets||Hermione Granger, trick my SSID|
|Ron With The Chestnut Wand||Order of Phoenix|
|Neville Longbottom Still No WiFight?||It's LeviOSA not LevioSAH|
|You Prisoner of Azkaban!||Xenephilious Lovegood|
|The Mad Eye Moody||Never too Old to Read Harry Potter|
|The Mystery Of Darkness||The Patronus Charm|
|You Wormtail Animagus!||The Ministry Of Magic|
|Transfigure your Phone!||Imperius Curse!|
|Metamorphmagus- Check the Hogwarts Library||The Death Eater|
Final Words ~
Let me know if you are more humorous than me. Is your hilarious router name best and awesome? How opposite of a truth-teller you are, duh! Your Network name should be funny enough to make us laugh. So, These were the best funny and cool Wi-Fi Network and Router names.
Let me know via the comment section and dude, “Sharing is Caring!”